TIME TO RATE THE OSCARS FASHIONS

Filed in archive MOVIE MATTERS on March 4, 2007

Source:www.jimippolito.com



I never understood why women put up with wearing evening gowns. Actually, I guess what I mean is why do evening gowns have to look like they were designed by either "Omar the Tentmaker", or someone whose idea of high-style fashion is to make life as uncomfortable as possible for women.

Look at this monstrosity that Faye Dunaway is wearing. It looks like something shed by a prehistoric sea monster for crying out loud, and I'll bet it cost a fortune. With her legs crossed like that it looks like a mermaid tail at the bottom, doesn't it? I dunno, the whole thing looks like a squid skin or something that Jacques Cousteau would have found in the seventies.

Here's the link to "MSN.com" and their tribute to Oscar clothes.

And this link takes you to a very good webpage with excellent Oscar pictures and write ups.

I tell you, if I ever get reborn as a chick, I ain't wearin' any of that stuff, no siree! I'm wearing micro-mini's and short, tight T-shirt tops, and, wait a minute, screw this, I'm coming back as a guy again so I can look at chicks dressed like that.