The Simple life 4: Till death to us part- debuted on E! with many accolades and raspberries. Nicole-is-better fans viciously defend her. Paris lovers rejoiced over the angelic appearance of their top diva at the end of the show.

Of course, Paris won.

The thing is; I used to be a Nicole-is-better gal. I mean, come on.
Nicole was made out to be the fall gal after their supposed split from friendship- years ago. For a while, she seemed to increase in popularity. That is- until the weight loss issue and rumors of her drug use came up again.

I'm trying to figure it out, though.
Is this a ploy from Nicole to SEEM like she is the 'bad' girl, here?
I realize that her actions on the show may have been slightly comedic (although
Not REALLY funny) - but I must admit...I was a little taken aback by the
First episode. Paris seemed so NICE (flashback: The Brandon (Lindsay Lohan fiasco)
with Paris giggling and holding up her cell phone seemed ANYTHING but nice, no?)
- that I almost converted to Paris-is-ok'dom. (translation: DUMB).
Message boards (at least the eonline one) are ablaze with Anti Nicole sputter:
(From Simplyintheknow:)
This show was always meant to be Paris's show. It was offered to her, and she chose who would star with her. Nicole is very lucky to be a part of this, and I laugh every time I read "This isn't just Paris's show". Actually; it is.

Nicole almost wasn't a part of this season, and she's such an anorexic coke-head slut, I would've been happy to see her go. I wish they would have put Kimberly Stewart on instead = much better show.

And it's funny how everyone calls Paris the slut. Nicole was the one who did the sex positions with the married man, and took him to strip clubs. Yeah, Nicole's an angel. lol

I know the haters will reply to this non-stop. Let them; they're retarded anyway, especially that nicoleisbetter troll. Don't start with the sex-tape garbage; it's such a poor defense. Haters are always the same. They're only defense is Paris is a whore because her boyfriend shot some footage of her years ago, and she never wanted it released. Yeah, what a whore <_<

At the end of the day; Nicole has very few ties to this show, and very little going for her now. After this season is finished, she basically has nothing. No new shows or movies, no new books, no record-deal, no boyfriend, god Paris just excels in everything above and beyond anything Nicole could ever dream of doing.

Ok...and the retort from Nicoleisbetter:
> This show was always meant to be Paris's show. It was
> offered to her, and she chose who would star with
> her. Nicole is very lucky to be a part of this, and I
> laugh every time I read "This isn't just Paris's
> show". Actually; it is.

Actually it's not.....

If it were Paris' show then she would've been able to replace Nicole with Kimberly Stewart like she desperately tried to do....

> Nicole almost wasn't a part of this season, and she's
> Such an anorexic coke-head slut, I would've been
> Happy to see her go. I wish they would have put Kimberly
> Stewart on instead = much better show.

THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!! PARIS KEPT LYING AND SAYING THAT KIMBERLY WAS GOING TO BE ON THIS SEASON BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT PARIS WANTED....obviously she didn't get her way though (because it's not her show)

> And it's funny how everyone calls Paris the slut.

Because she is!

> Nicole was the one who did the sex positions with the
> married man, and took him to strip clubs. Yeah,
> Nicole's an angel. Lol

Paris(ite) is the one who has had a porn tape

> I know the haters will reply to this non-stop. Let
> Them; they're retarded anyway, especially that
> Nicoleisbetter troll. Don't start with the sex-tape
> Garbage, it's such a poor defense.

Ok forget the porn tape.....

What about the skanky whorish camera phone pictures??

What about the fact that her nipple "accidentally" slips out of her outfits on a weekly basis???

What about the fact that Paris is dating a new guy pretty much every month??

> Haters are always the same. They're only defense is Paris is a whore
> Because her boyfriend shot some footage of her years
> Ago, and she never wanted it released. Yeah, what a
> Whore <_<

There are a lot of reasons why Paris is a whore....the sex tape one is just the funniest of them

> At the end of the day; Nicole has very few ties to
> This show,

Except for having the most fans

> God Paris just excels in everything
> Above and beyond anything Nicole could ever dream of
> doing.

Nicole doesn't dream of being a talent less dirty slut like Paris
-------------(end banter)

Got to love messageboards...especially ones hosted by the show itself. They
give you SO MUCH MORE INSIGHT into things. Especially the minds and machinations of fans...

Talent less dirty slut-- or anorexic cokehead?...YOU CHOOSE!.

I say, bring it on, "Till Death Do Us Part". If anything, It is SURE to be entertaining. (More so than Paris' new video, one can only HOPE)

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