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Everyone occasionally says something they wish they hadn't. I remember a time when I.... What a minute, why would I say it again?

Usually when we commit this little slip of the tongue, it's to an audience of one, or perhaps just a few people.

But those who are in the public's eye, such as President Bush, have their words heard by millions and as a result a when he utters a statement such as: "People sometimes misunderestimate me," it's out there for the world's amusement.

Most celebrities like to talk, and not all of them say things worth remembering. They do exist to entertain us, however, and even it's unintentional, why not include their off the wall remarks as part of the show?

While yakking about "Jurassic Park," Laura Dern remarked:

"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin." Maybe she's right; they all looked the same to me.

From the mind of Paris Hilton, during an episode of "The Simple Life":

Wal-mart...do they like, make walls there?" Hats of to the producers of the show, they found the simple mind to complement the title.

Observation from "Big Brother" participant, Jade Goody:

"People in Portugal, they speak Portugenese don't they?" Well, she was very close. Now Jade, for your next question, "What language do the inhabitants of Antarctica speak?"

Statement made by David Arquette:

"I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... a pulsating force of incredible energy." How bizarre is Courteney Cox' sex-life?

Brooke Shields on medical matters:

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Maybe Cruise was right about her.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, while dabbling with the law, remarked:

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." Looks like those barbells he dropped on his head years ago are finally having an effect.

Drew Barrymore contemplated immortality when she said:

"If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him." Uh Drew, that would be life in a litter box.

Martine McCutcheon, commenting on her fan mail:

"Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want." Now this makes sense. Wouldn't a guy want her out of her pants so the condoms can be used?

anna nicole smith commented recently on suicide bombers:

"Doesn't that hurt?" Think about it, no one really knows, do they?

Pamela Anderson reminiscing about her career:

"I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people" Imagine how much further along her career would be if she had had sex with them.

A glimpse into the mind of Britney Spears:

"I always listen to NSYNC's 'Tearin' Up My Heart.' It reminds me to wear a bra." Wouldn't Stevie Nicks', "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around," have been more to the point?

Celine Dion's view of her importance to the world:

"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe."
What the hell did she give birth to, a whale?

Johnny Depp reveals a fear he had about spending a night in Oscar Wilde's bedroom:

"I was a little paranoid that I might be buggered by a ghost at 4:00 in the morning." So, uh, any other time would have been OK then, John?

So, what have you said lately?