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POLITCAL PARTYING
by jim on December 14, 2004
Source: www.aveleyman.com
Former New York City Police Commissioner, Bernard Kerik, who was nominated for the position of Secretary Of Homeland Security, by President Bush, after being pimped for the job by former New York City Mayor, Rudolph Giuliani, has withdrawn from consideration.
Needless to say the reason for this was the revelation that Kerik has engaged in some scandalous behavior, which has cancelled all the ass kissing performed by him and on his behalf by others. Sorry Bernard, no cozy late night Oval Office meetings with the Prez.
The astonishing part however, is that unlike most Republican scandals which usually revolve around a mis-appropriation of funds, stealing, that is, Kerik has been caught slipping his gun into the wrong holsters.
Yup, a Republican has been caught engaging in illicit sex and, with multiple partners!
Now, this isn't your typical deviant Republican behavior involving the inappropriate groping of farm animals by moonlight. That's more within the province of lonely non-politician Mid-Westerners.
Nope, this 49-year-old married guy was carrying on, with two actual human women, a la JFK, Bill Clinton, and other notable Democrats.
One of Kerik's paramours was New York Conservative book publisher, Judith Regan, shown above. The other is the far less notable New York City Correction' s Officer, Jeannette Pinero.
The latter woman discovered a love note written by Judith Regan in the heretofore secret apartment used by Kerik for his liasons.
Wowee, I wonder if Pinero took to applying her truncheon to Bernard after finding the note from the other, other woman?
Could be too that he liked the whole lady cop and handcuffs and gag routine.
Here' s a look at the guy that three New York women apparently considered to be a hunky hottie.
It appears that he is reporting on the size of something or another, perhaps explaining that less is more?
Source: www.strike-free.net
Is this a trend? Have Republicans suddenly discovered that there' s more to life than money and golf?
In fairness to the guy and in order not to further tarnish his status as a Republican, I should point out that he lives in a $1.6 million-dollar house, is the subject of ongoing investigations involving questionable business relationships, and misuse of government and Corporate property, etc, yadda, yadda, yadda.
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