Source:www.fametastic.co.uk



Jeez that title sounds like it's for a porno flick, well, maybe that's just the way my mind works.

Anyway, since teaming up with Britney Spears, paris Hilton is taking on the role of a domestic.

Paris and Britney actually cut short their partying a few days ago because Paris missed Britney's babies and wanted to spend some quality time with them.

I wonder if she'll soon be in joining the ranks of adoptive celebrities. Yeah, right.

Now some new rumors about these new best friends are surfacing. Apparently these days no two persons of the same sex can be seen together more than once lest they be suspected of being lovers, as have Paris and Britney.

The above rumor is running simultaneously with another that Paris is planning to marry former, and now, apparently current, at least as of yesterday, boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos.

How many places can Paris be in at the same time?