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How the mighty have fallen.

Super party girl, Tara Reid, seen here during happier days with Paris Hilton, was dealt a slap in the face this past Friday outside L.A.'s "Hyde" nightclub.

Moments after Tara was refused admission by Hyde's officious-looking, clipboard carrying gatekeeper, Paris appeared, arm in arm with her latest, "BFF," that's "best friend forever," in Paris lingo, Kim Kardashian , and swept right past her while giving Tara a sideways glance.

Bitch!!!!

In case you don't know who Kim Kardashian is here's a list of her accomplishments:

1- Daughter of the late Robert Kardashian, a member of O.J. Simpson's legal "dream team."

2- Renowned shopper.

3- Possible current boyfriend of Nick Lachey

4- Self employed "stylist," see #2

5- Resident of Beverly Hills, compliments of accomplishment #1.

The incident was, surprise, caught on tape and you can view it on "TMZ.com".

Oh, the humanity!

But life hasn't been all champagne and caviar for poor Paris lately. Her head has been on various chopping blocks such as:

She was insulted by Josh Hartnett.

I'll bet Tinkerbell got an extra big cuddle after Paris heard about that.

Charlotte Church determined that the Prima Donna wasn't worth the roughly $350,000.00 bucks requested for a ½ hour appearance on her show.

Cripes, Charlotte could have had me for a couple hundred bucks, and all the food I could scarf down, and, I'd have stayed all day.

Elijah Blue Allman, he's cher and Gregg Allman's son, stated on "The Howard Stern Show," that he cleansed his privates with tile cleaner after sex with Hilton.

Why tile cleaner? Did he notice rust, mold, and mildew on her?

Paris was snubbed by Ricky Gervais when she asked him if she could appear on his show,"Extras".

She said he was, "probably too scared to appear next to an A-lister of my stature."

Yeah right, he's only had amateurs such as Ben Stiller, Samuel L. Jackson, and Kate Winslet on the show so far.

And lastly, her CD isn't exactly selling at a Grammy winner's pace, as reported here, and everywhere else.

I guess my people expected this, and that's why they didn't bother getting me invited to "Paris Hilton Day", here in Las Vegas.

It seems that Paris wants to get away from all this, and perhaps that's why she has pre-paid for a seat on Richard Branson's yet to be built, private space shuttle.