Source:www.rotten.com

I've always maintained that brains, and money, do not necessarily go hand and hand. Paris Hilton is a prime example of that.

We know that celebrities aren't usually the stuff that brain surgeons are made of, but one would think that a globe trotting star would know where he or she is, at least most of the time. Not so for Paris, who thinks everyone in Europe speaks French, and is unaware that London is in England.

But, forgiving Britishers haven't let a small brain fart like that stop them from hiring her, for a hefty sum, to co-host their "Red Carpet Awards" show.

However, despite her fame and riches, the Hilton headaches continue.

The latest "disaster" to hit the hotel heiress involves personal possessions of hers that were taken from a storage facility and sold at auction.

Paris claims the items were taken illegally and she's desperately trying to reclaim them. Included in the inventory are photos, computers, journals and tapes. Hmmn, tapes, I'll bet they're not old 8 tracks!

Even sister Nicky isn't immune to problems. Her cell phone number has gone public. Supposedly it's, 917-929-0223, but by now I assume it's been changed.

So maybe Paris doesn't know when she's in Paris, but one has to wonder if our girl is dumb as the proverbial fox? I mean she gets paid $20K and up just to make an appearance at a party, for less than an hour.

When I'm invited to a party, it's with the proviso that I bring booze, and sometimes food too.