Source:www.flash-screen.com

It's not easy being an airhead, er, heiress these days.

I mean, how much can a girl remember when her day is filled with such onerous chores as getting a hair cut, and a manicure, and a pedicure, and a wax job, and picking out jewelry, and signing checks, and having a drink.

I mean there's maids to order around, and car keys to locate, and the tough decision of what outfit to have Tinkerbell dressed in by her animal wrangler, and then maybe the phone will ring, and she'll have to recall which end goes on the ear.

Oh, I'm bushed just thinking about it.

There are clothes and shoes to buy, and hey, it's hard work signing all those credit card slips.

I mean it's not like she's the President and has people do all these things for her.

And now someone has gone and complicated her hectic life to the extreme by securing her endorsement and likeness for a cell phone downloadable video game entitled, "Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam."

With all that's on her mind is it any wonder that when she made a brief appearance at the L.A. "Video Game Expo," she introduced the game as, "Diamondquest?"

What the hell, the names are close enough. I can see how easy it was to make that mistake.

Hey, what do you want for a few hundred thousand bucks, Einstein?