How do you like that? Bill O Reilly, another in a long line of Conservative Republican, holier than thou moralists who touts his stuff on Fox Television, better known as GOP TV, has admitted to forced phone sex, perhaps a first in the annals of pervertism, with his former producer, andrea Mackris.

Call him what you like, A Dildo Dandy, The Vicar Of Vibrators, The Lord Of Loofahs, or a Falafel Fantasizer; this Maestro Of Masturbation has more ideas and fantasies than the Marquis De Sade.

The allegations against O Reilly, which he apparently is not disputing, are so numerous that it' s unfair to mention any of them without fear of missing the best of the bunch.

So, in fairness to all the charges, here is a link to the actual 22-page document outlining the complaint, resplendent with details.

Despite all of this, the guy's viewer ship has increased by 38%! This must be a tribute to something akin to morbid curiosity, or proof positive that people like sex more than politics.

Here's another link which comments about O Reilly boasting that President Bush, VP Dick Cheney, and the head of Fox News were going to "get" Al Franken, a Liberal comic, who has been critical of the Bush administration.

Hey readers, don't forget to rush out and spend your hard earned money on a copy of O' Reilly' s recently released children' s book "The O Reilly Factor For Kids: A Survival Guide For America's Families."

Whew, what a title, long winded, and full of sanctimonious claptrap, just like its author.

I'm no expert in the field of child rearing or so called "family values," but I' d recommend you keep you keep your kids away from this guy and his peers.

Here's a report on this overpaid blowhard of a hypocrite's weirdo ways in, fittingly, The "Buzzflash," "GOP Hypocrite Of The Week" column.