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The President of North Korea, Kim Jong-il, an obvious expert on health and beauty, is now poised to take on Hollywood.

Kim Jong-il is a rather unique individual who rules North Korea with the proverbial iron fist. He makes the toughest of Hollywood's movie executives seem like Mother Teresa.

Nonetheless, he is a celebrity, and if one can get past his brutality, this self proclaimed master of anything he attempts, provides some world-class humor.

The hands down best golfer in the world, Tiger Woods, would do well to apprentice himself to Jong-il, who, the first time he played the game, reportedly completed a par 72 course with just 34 strokes.

Even more impressive, however, was the report by his State/Military controlled news outlet that the fearless leader had shot a record 5 holes in one during his round.

Who's going to question his scorecard? If someone does, he just has them killed, and perhaps a hundred thousand others, just to make a point.

Kim Jong-il apparently has patterned himself after Idi Amin Dada, the former Ugandan dictator, who, after slaughtering half the citizens of the country, named himself King and President for Life. He also bestowed the rank of General upon himself, and later determined that he was a Doctor of Medicine as well.

The rodent-like dictator, who apparently styles his own hair, is rumored to have performed open heart surgery on himself, and is credited with authoring 2 operas.

Kim's latest accomplishment is a challenge to Steven Spielberg, for Hollywood supremacy, with his preposterous, self-serving movie entitled, "Diary of a Student Girl", which, no doubt, will win several self-created awards, as have his past productions.

Say what you will but whatever he does, he's the best in the world at it, according to his official press releases.

After all, he engineered the greatest, ongoing famine in the history of mankind, with his farming and ranching rules.

His constituency may be starving to death, but according to official North Korean news accounts they packing the theatres to view his latest artistic accomplishment.

As deadly as Jong-il, and others of his ilk, are, there's no denying the fact that they are indeed celebrities by virtue of their infamous deeds. If one can, for a moment, ignore the barbarity of their actions, there is a high degree of humor in their insanity.

Hopefully, publicizing these absurd claims will serve to alert the world to the fact that cretins like Jong-il must be regarded with the utmost seriousness, and dealt with accordingly.

Kim's assault on Hollywood's leadership in the world of film making continues with silly commercials promoting North Korean tourism.