Source:www.perso.orange.fr

Another confusing controversy surrounds Naomi Campbell. Did she or didn't she, was she or wasn't she?

Naomi Campbell may or may not be guilty of her eighth, or ninth, depending on whom you believe, assault, and may or may not have been booked for it.

Sorry for the confusion but that's the way this story lays out. Most people say she's launched a personal physical attack for the ninth time, but some say eight. This accusation was lodged by her drug and alcohol counselor.

Seems like Campbell needs anger management treatment but don't tell her I said so.

In this story, which credits Naomi with 8 at bats, she is said to have been arrested, and eventually released on bail.

But this report says she was arrested but released without charge.

OK, same incident, slightly different stories, but that's England, and I've never been hauled in over there, so I have no experience with their laws.

In any event she's in trouble again.

To end it all on an up note, Campbell is involved in another competition, but not to determine who the Super Model of the Year is.

No, "Anorak" is trying to determine whether Naomi Campbell, or Heather Mills, is the world's biggest bitch.

I don't want to be around when the winner is announced.