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by jim on September 17, 2006
The Simpson sisters will develop sagging ya-ya's, and withering faces, according to a Christian minister.
Because of Jess's divorce and Ashlee's recent, "sexy makeover," and their father's promotion of his daughters ability to arouse men, Reverend Bob Harrington has predicted that the Simpson girls will age.
Wow, what an oracle! I guess the Reverend never heard of the aging process, or plastic surgery, which helps conceal it.
Harrington has also blasted their father, Joe, a former Baptist minister, for abandoning religion in favor of money.
I guess the Reverend never heard of a career change either.
None of this will have an adverse effect on the Simpson's careers, in fact, Ashlee's appearance as Roxie, in the play "Chicago", has been upped to September 25th because her rehearsals have gone better than expected.
Harrington states that the girls, quote: "...don't represent...Christian standards."
Isn't he confusing his job description with the Simpson's?
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Response from:
Sandy
(09/18/06 3:32pm)
Well...he's right!
Response from:
chrissy
(10/21/06 4:01pm)
The minister is right. The entire family claimed God was the one who blessed them with fame, and then they turn around and whore themselves out to media. And yes, by definition of whoring, that is exactly what they did, altering their acts into sexual preference just to get quick money. I'm no christian, but even I had to laugh at how ridiculous the simpson are after declaring themselves high almight christians. It's funny how ugly people can get.
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