Source: www.kontaktrunde.de



Boxing has-been, Mike Tyson, must be incredibly desperate for a fight these days. He apparently mistook an automobile for an opponent a few weeks ago in the Scottsdale, Arizona' s "Pussycat Lounge" parking lot.

The owner of the assaulted car, a Toyota Solara, Asaf Alikadic, was trying to leave the parking lot at 12:45 a.m. and stopped to allow a group of people to cross the street.

Tyson suddenly appeared out of nowhere, mounted the hood of the car, and proceeded to scream and slam his fists on the vehicle.

Perhaps he was seduced by the car and engaged in some rough sex with it?

Alikadic, (hey, say that name slowly), a 22-year-old fulltime caregiver to his grandmother, noticed the damage the following day and had an estimate prepared at a body shop.

Tyson's fondlings resulted in nearly $1500.00 in damage, which prompted Alikadic to contact the police.

He had this to say:

"I've watched him all my life. He was one of my favorite boxers." "I never even thought I'd come across meeting Mike Tyson, let alone having him on top of my hood."

Because of his criminal record Tyson could have been sentenced to nearly 6 years in prison but lucked out when Alikadic dropped the charges.

Tyson, who possibly could have gone down in sports history as the greatest heavyweight boxer of all time knocked himself out of contention when he embarked on a campaign to become the world' s greatest dumb-ass.

He once claimed he could do anything, and he does seem able to do the impossible. After all, Tyson has managed to convert $400 million in earnings, into $40 million of debt, and had to file for bankruptcy last year.

There were rumors that Tyson had bitten off a side view mirror, but they are unconfirmed.