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Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, turned King of Freaks, has redesigned his appearance into various caricatures of himself over the years. Nothing he does would surprise me, not even if he did suddenly appear to have fashioned himself after Jane Mansfield, as above.

One has to wonder though, as his court date draws near, just what he'll look like after being behind bars for a while, without whatever bizarre treatments he undergoes to ALTER his appearance.

His brother Jermaine defends the family breadwinner, and claims, more or less, that all Mike does is brush his teeth.

I laughed out loud last year when Jermaine stated that his brother is normal and not eccentric.

John Paul Getty was eccentric, but normal. Michael Jackson is neither eccentric nor normal.

I mean who else in the universe has somehow managed to turn his skin into a kaleidoscope of colors? This guy would scare a chameleon.

However, Jackson's fun days of doing whatever it was that turned him on are probably over.

"The Smoking Gun," has revealed heretofore sealed information about just what D.A. Tom Snedden uncovered at "Neverland," a land that MJ may never go back to.

Investigators found the expected porno material, but the damning evidence consists of items such as a pair of used child' s underwear, that belong to his most recent accuser.

This, plus corroborating testimony by several of his accusers, could have Jackson moonwalking to a jail cell, where who knows what he'll morph into.