MICHAEL JACKSON TO CALL GOD AS WITNESS
Filed in archive STARS N JAIL by jim on February 16, 2005
Source: www.mjfanclub.net/news
The Michael Jackson witness list has been pared down to a mere 350-370 people.
I suppose the star witness so far will be the individual pictured above, Uri Geller. So who the hell is Uri Geller?
Well for those of you who are out of the loop he's a professional psychic spoon-bender. It just goes to show that anyone can make money from almost anything.
Being Italian I guess that makes me a professional spaghetti bender, but so far no one has offered to pay me to eat.
Anyway along with Kobe Bryant, Liz Taylor, Quincy Jones, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Jay Leno, I fully expect the Almighty Lord to be subpoenaed sometime soon.
After all, it's not just the President who has a personal relationship with God; Wacko Jacko says he too gains approval for his actions from God.
He has stated that he, "won God' s smile of approval," for bringing youngsters to his Neverland Ranch. Hmm?
Jackson went on to say, "Other men have their Ferraris and their airplanes or helicopter or wherever they find their bliss. My bliss is in giving and sharing and having simple, innocent fun."
During the interview on "At Large with Geraldo Rivera," Jackson did not proclaim innocence but did say: "The bigger the star, the bigger the target, but truth always prevails."
From the way things look to most people he better hope not.
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