Source:www.profindsearch.com
Michael Jackson, who has been resting from his recent child molestation trial in Bahrain, as a guest of the Sultan Of Brunei's son, Sheik Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa.
Jackson, however, has not just been feasting on figs, grapes, and goats, he has undergone another physical transformation, and, he has been busy working.
To my knowledge no one has yet snapped a pic of the redone Jacko, but my sources inform me that he has undergone remodeling by none other than Andre Van Pier.
Van Pier has designed "looks" for Jackson in the past, as well as family members, Janet, and LaToya, in addition to Madonna.
"I want to change Michael's image from rough to smooth and into the man with power," said Van Pier.
Jackson has purchased a red Ferrari to drive home this image of power. Do Ferraris come in any other color?
Also gone will be the mountains of makeup, and he will no longer utilize an umbrella to shield him from the Sun.
He is engaging in weight lifting and will now wear hats, and date large-breasted women to protect him from the Sun, and to further reinforce his newfound image of manliness.
In keeping with his past efforts at bringing people together during times of disaster Jackson will also record a song to benefit the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
Jackson has been courting Mariah Carey, James Brown, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Mary J. Blige, Missy Elliott, Lenny Kravitz, R. Kelly and Ciara, among others, to perform with him a la "We Are The World."
The song will supposedly be released on "2 Seas Records," which is owned by Sheik Abdulla. Look for Jackson to also debut a pop-rap musical style, possibly in a Las Vegas casino owned by either hotelier Steve Wynn, or billionaire buddy Donald Trump.
As soon as Jackson gets within range of my camera I'll rush the film to the drugstore and this time I'll spring for the one-hour processing and post the pictures for you immediately.
In the meantime take a look at the Michael Jackson age progression, to see what the star might look like without whatever it is he's done to avoid looking like this.
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