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These two, a couple? Nah, I just have some interesting news about them to report.

Lindsay has been seen getting playful with Benicio Del Toro, although her publicist says there's nothing to it. What else is new? Hey, she said she has a thing for older guys.

The little airhead also has developed the habit of losing things. Recently she left about $600,000.00 worth of diamond jewelry in a taxi, and her latest drunk induced case of the dropsies, resulted in her losing her diary.

The diary was mysteriously returned but it is missing some pages that contained juicy tidbits about her personal and family life.

Two questions: 1) How does one "lose" all that jewelry? One would think that at that price the pieces would have substantial clasps. Oh, wait a minute, that assumes that the owner knows how to operate said clasps.
2) Who carries a diary, containing intimate details around with them when bar hopping? Oh, that's right, this is Lindsay we're talking about.

By the way, does anyone realize that's she's under the legal drinking age, and manages to get served, openly, wherever she goes?

Next case:

Singer Lee Ryan attempted to participate in a threesome with a pair of lesbians, but things didn't quite work out, and according to the heartthrob, quote: "I got out my todger and started tugging it."Judging by this photo of him he must have liked that course of action so much that he hasn't stopped.

Hey Lee, I know young people don't like taking advice from old timers but some things don't change, so trust me on this one. Next time you want to engage in a menage a trios, find two girls who like guys, or at least are bisexual.

That worked for me 40 years ago.