Source:www.www.jossip.com



Whoa! I thought Leonardo DiCaprio was settled down and ready to marry Gisele Bundchen?

Now there's a rumor that he and Lindsay Lohan did some serious partying on New Year' s Eve!

Supposedly Leo and Lohan spent at least part of New Year's Eve together at "Prive" in Miami Beach.

The following day Lohan was admitted to the hospital due to an asthma attack, and my people say that other people say that DiCaprio snuck in a back entrance, wearing a mask, to visit her.

Jeesh, the rich are different. When I have an asthma attack I just reach for my albuterol inhaler. I'm very well organized, and keep it with my cigarettes, since both pertain to breathing, or the lack thereof.

If it's true then I guess Leo isn't quite ready to be a groom. He's pretty young for a mid-life crisis, but then in the accelerated world of celebrity, maybe his 31 years entitles him to it.

Boy, when I had my mid-life crisis I traded in the family sedan for a Z28 Camaro, which pissed off my wife and mother-in-law.

Two weeks later the car was stolen and wrecked. I had it fixed, and not long after that my wife skidded on ice, and wrapped it around a pole. I got it fixed, and my wife promptly skidded on ice again, and mowed down a small field of saplings.

I had it fixed, again, and someone creamed it where my wife had parked it.

After another visit to the body shop, the shop owner retired rich, and I traded it in for a pair of small, sedate sedans, one for me, and one for my wife. The accidents ceased, and peace was restored to the Ippolito household.

That ended my mid-life crisis and I never got no damn Lindsay Lohan.

She was also rumored to have been hot for Joaquin Phoenix last month, and she does freely admit that she has a thing for older, bad boys, so who knows?

Anyway, Lindsay is pissed at "Vanity Fair" over an article in the current issue which discusses her supposed eating disorder and drug problems.

She says she never admitted to these things and they say they have it all on tape.

So what do you think, did they or didn' t they? I dunno, Leo has quite a gal tucked away in Giselle, but then look at Lohan above, snapped on New Year's Eve, all tricked out and tarted up. I mean, who could blame a guy?