Source:www.img.timeinc.net
Rumors that Kevin Federline was auditioning as a Flamenco dancer are false, but he has secured a new job.
Britney Spears, seen here all plumped up and looking quite ordinary, and not at all like a pop diva, is delighted that her husband will be kicking in to son Sean's college fund.
Federline has snagged a gig as a paid party guest, a la Paris Hilton, and it's nothing to sneeze at.
His honorarium, for, I guess, just showing up, is a cool $20,000 bucks, and I guess he gets free eats too.
In fact, that, plus his product endorsements have supposedly brought him over $700,000 in the past 4 months.
We're all in the wrong line of work it seems. Now, aren't you glad you busted your buns, and racked up a huge debt, to earn that college degree everyone told you was the key to a fabulous job?
Wouldn't you rather have luck than brains?
Suddenly Federline is ambitious, and can't get enough work. Now he's looking for a job as an actor.
So far he hasn't connected with the right script, but hey, with Hollywood producing remake, after remake, after remake, how long can it be before Federline is dancing around, while singing, "Maria," in "West Side Story?"
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