Source:www.chinadaily.com

Don't get excited, they have nothing to do with each other, but it's an interesting thought for dirty minds, like mine.

Kate Moss took her nanny and personal assistant to a pre-Christmas nosh at London's posh Claridge Hotel where quiet conversation accompanied the tea, scones, and finger sandwiches.

Moss and Pete Doherty are rumored to have been married this past Monday. The rumor was been denied by the couple as they sequestered themselves in a $7,000.00 per night villa at the luxury resort "Amanpuri", in Phuket, Thailand. Does anyone know the proper pronunciation for that town?

Supposedly they've ordered almost nothing but champagne. I wonder how the 12 step plan is working for them.

Kate's Hairdresser, James Brown, and her best friend Davinia Taylor, were overheard discussing Kate's relationship with Pete, while lunching in London. Eavesdropper's at the restaurant report that the talk was mostly negative.

Liz Hurley celebrated birthday number 41 recently and was offered her choice of either jewelry, or a pair of 12 gauge shotguns. She went for the guns. I guess she's serious about keeping the general public away from her.

Hurley has announced that she will have two more kids after she is married later this year. It looks as if her husband to be had better get used to having his life planned for him.

It appears that Liz is vying for the "Bitch of the Ages" award, as reports of her surliness with mere commoners continue to surface.

In October she held up a New York ferry for twenty minutes while she had a hissy fit over not being allowed to take a magnum of champagne on board so she could have a wee bit of a drink during the arduous 20 minute voyage.