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Man when I heard on the news that Jessica Alba was coming to Sin City I flipped!

I got the cameras out and started checking around to find out where she would be, and began Dreaming up excuses, like a doctor's appointment, to use my wife's car. I'd use my own but it went into the crusher 5 years ago.

Then I found out that the "Sin City" they were talking about wasn't Vegas, it's her latest movie.

Glad I keep up with the times.

Well, the Frank Miller novel, turned flick, opens in theatres this Friday, and if it's anything like the part of the book that my wife read to me it should be bangin'.


Boy, if I was single, had a job, and was 25, no 30, yeah, about 30 seconds younger, I'd certainly give her a chance to turn me down for a date!