Shia LaBeouf, doesn't that name sound like it should belong to a 1930's-1940's stripper or vaudeville actress?

But Shia is a guy.

Here's the skinny on his name from the "IMDb":

"Named after his grandfather who is also a comedian.
Celebrates both Christmas and Hanukkah."

Oh, OK, that explains it.

LaBeouf committed the mortal sin of mortal sins recently, inappropriate smoking, and was hauled in before a judge to answer to a charge of "unlawful smoking".

Doesn't law enforcement have better things to do?

There's no three way going on among Aniston, LaBeouf and Wahlberg; they just all happen to be in the news right now.

Source:www.ouchpost.com