Source:www.eonline.com

Tom Sizemore, seen here practicing his come hither wink, so he won't have to spend his nights alone in jail, has been slapped with a sentence of 16 months for his latest drug offenses.

Read about it here.

Kristy Swanson may be flirting with jail time too after slapping her boyfriend's ex-wife around. Swanson says she's going to counter sue Lloyd Eisler's ex for assault.

I wonder what happened. As a former vampire killer did Kristy mistake her for one? Did the woman try to bite Kristy? And what's with all these celebrities always being around ex wives and husbands? I thought the whole idea of divorce was top get away from the person.

Jessica Alba rings in with a couple of minor offenses. Seems she was pulled over for having the windows on her Toyota Prius tinted darker than allowed by law, and she forgot to put license plates on the car. Oh, hell, everyone does that right?

Hey, I give her a pass because I like her. Read about it and see the pictures of her pulled over by the cops here.