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J Lo had a close call in Beverly Hills this weekend with a car carrying paparazzi. Apparently as her driver entered a left turn the pursuing car turned inside of hers in an attempt to get ahead and possibly cause them to stop.

Man, I hate when some asshole does that to me. Of course they're not trying to take my picture, they're just trying to beat me to a handicap parking spot. Yes I have a permit.

Anyhow, it gave J Lo the idea that she should write a book about the perils of being a celebrity. She then decided that no one would buy it and resumed her vacuous thoughts.

Hey, if she fills it with photos like the one above it will sell, and she won' t get writer's cramp!