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What's a Japander you ask? Well, Natalie Portman, shown above, is one. So are George Clooney and Rod Stewart, but I misplaced their nude picture files so you' ll have to use your imagination.

A Japander is described as "a Western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products in Japan that they would probably never use."

So what makes that any different from Western celebrities hawking American products that they will never use? I mean, does anyone really think that Martha Stewart is heading straight to K-Mart to take advantage of a sale on Martha Stewart branded towels, when she's released from prison?

Russell Crowe takes issue with this practice as as usual he has made his displeasure known.

Meanwhile George Clooney, who has been the focal point of Crowe' s attack had some choice retorts for the Gladiator.