Source:www.celebrity-babies.com

It's been quite a while since Katie Holmes gave birth to Baby Suri, and she's still tucked away in a secure, secret location, possibly being bored to tears by Vice President Dick Cheney.

Apparently Tom Cruise is proving that his "Mission Impossible" character is the real thing since keeping anything as high profile as a new celebrity baby is nigh on impossible.

The photo above is a composite of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes made up by German TV station RTL.

So far the only person to have seen Suri is Penelope Cruz, with whom Tom Cruise could have had a baby, if they gotten along better.

Cruz claims that Cruise's offspring is very beautiful, which, given the parents good looks, shouldn't be surprising.

I'm betting the kid looks like Winston Churchill; all babies start out looking like Winston Churchill.

Here's the link to the, "Celebrity Baby Blog", where you can check out, uh, baby things.

Who's your daddy?