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Jeez, as if competing for readers wasn't hard enough with all the existing competition, now I have to compete for attention with a former Playboy Playmate.

anna Nicole Smith is now a writer, hmmmm. She didn't want to do it, she said, but, as in the past, she allowed herself to get talked into it.

She took on a job as, what else, a gossip columnist, for, who else, The "National Enquirer."

I wonder if she'll ever write about me, as I do her? Guess not, since I don't do anything exciting, much less scandalous, anymore.

Fortunately no one will ever see a picture of me in the buff, ewwwww!