HAVE YOUR BED AND EAT ON IT TOO
Filed in archive CELEBRITIES & GOSSIP by jim on September 11, 2006

The celebrity luxuries just keep coming.
Here's a new twist on restaurants; this one does not appeal to my tastes.
I wish I had the imagination and cash, or backers, to finance a crazy, high-priced gimmick that appeals to the rich.
This is the latest offering to the self-indulgent that I've located, a chain of restaurants, with a bedroom motif .
Sorry, not for me, regardless of how good the food might be, and, I'm leery of places that don't publish their prices.
Obviously I belong to the, "If you have to ask the price you can't afford it." crowd. I don't mind that, that just puts me in the same class as 99% of the Earth's inhabitants. The thing that does bug me is that I can't afford most things that have price tags.
Here's a
link to an excellent story about "B.E.D", the new celebrity restaurant chain
.Many people consider meals in bed a very, desirable luxury; not me, it reminds me of hospital stays.
For me, I only acknowledge two uses for beds. One is obvious, sleeping, preferably alone, so I don't get an elbow in the eye, and the other is sex with a woman, uh, my wife, of course.
That's right, maybe I've missed something all these years, but I never got a kick out of actually "sleeping," with a woman.
I have found that women are at their best when awake. If you've discovered otherwise, please explain it in the comments section.
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