Source:www.jazzenzo.nl

"When I'm 64, I hope I do more than snore, When I'm 65, I hope I'm still alive, When I'm 66, I hope I'm not on the bricks, When I'm 67, I hope Heather's in heaven, When I'm 68, I'll celebrate."

Paul McCartney is worth almost 2 billion bucks and he's up to his neck in alligators.

The allegations made by McCartney's estranged wife, Heather Mills, are strange indeed.

He wouldn't let her have a bed pan?

It's hard for me to believe that Paul McCartney engaged in any abusive behavior towards his wife, but who knows for sure what goes on behind closed doors?

McCartney has denied the claims of abuse and stated that he will fight these charges.

As for divorce settlements involving the rich, they tend to be exaggerated, as are most things in their lives. I do think it's ridiculous for someone who's been married for a short time, and who didn't give anything up in order to marry, to be awarded huge sums.

The argument is always that there's a child involved. OK, so why not set up a trust fund for the kids and give mom a reasonable amount to raise the child?

It seems that Heather has hurt her chance for an unreasonably high pay off because of her big mouth.