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The Federal Bureau Of Investigation, or FBI, as it's known among the overflowing cauldron of government alphabet soup agencies, has finally released its celebrity gossip files.

Everyone knew that the dress wearing, hausfrau wannabee, J. Edgar Hoover, maintained detailed files on JFK, Frank Sinatra, and worldwide menace Elvis Presley.

But whoda thunk that Liberace, the fur and feather clad piano player, would have been considered a threat of any kind?

Liberace, shown above, was certainly a dangerous looking guy, wasn' t he? I'm sure Al Capone would have recruited him as a leg-breaker if their paths had crossed.

Apparently someone in the FBI thought that he, as well as The Beach Boys, Walt Disney, and Groucho Marx warranted watching.

Perhaps they thought the latter was related to Karl Marx?

Now we all know that the Federal Government never wastes a penny, and goes to great length to gather as much money as possible for the betterment of the country, right? I mean the IRS will spend 100 grand to collect some John Q. Public' s 10 cents in back taxes so that it can be used for the public good.

So, there must be a good reason why the FBI would investigate all the people that we mere private citizens consider as innocent as Mother Teresa.

If you figure out why the Federal Busybodies Incorporated investigated these people let me know.

Here's the story in "AOLnews.com."

Wait a minute, I just remembered that I actually know a New York based FBI agent. He settled my nerves recently by telling me that there weren't any files on me because I wasn't interesting enough.

It occurs to me that I could probably tap him for celebrity info. I'll bet he knows the real story about Brad and Jen.