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CROOKS SHOULD KEEP UP WITH CELEBRITIES

Filed in archive CELEBRITIES & GOSSIP by jim on July 03, 2006

CROOKS SHOULD KEEP UP WITH CELEBRITIES
Source:www.news.celebritywonder.com

I used to love watching all the "Cops" type shows, and the long-gone, "Dumb Crooks," was my favorite.

I recall the would-be convenience store robber, who disguised his face with whipped cream, which lasted about 20 seconds.

Another clown, who obviously was not the sharpest tool in the shed, had a paper bag, with one hole in it, over his head, and made an announcement that he was conducting a robbery.

This smacked ass ran into technical difficulties, however, when he was unable to align the hole in the bag with an eye. His solution was to remove the bag and tear a larger hole in it and, after everyone in the store, and the surveillance camera got a good look at him, he replaced it. He then abandoned his caper, and left the scene empty handed, but not until after he walked into a merchandise rack.

Hopefully no woman has or will procreate with him.

Now we have the Genius from Jordan . This guy, a salesman of who knows what, tried to pass himself off as Brad Pitt, by forging an identity card complete with Brad's photo. He then attempted to use it to steal $22,000.00 in unclaimed funds at an exchange house in which his brother worked.

I have no idea what this dim bulb looks like. No one has posted his picture yet, but I'll bet he looks less like Brad Pitt, than Chris Rock looks like dolly partonlinks.

He claims that he just took a random picture of someone off the Internet and had no idea that Pitt was famous.

Now we know why the cops call them dumb crooks.

Here's a link to some stories about other dumb crooks.


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