Years ago a young man named William Jefferson (Wild Bill) Clinton had dreams of living in the White House.



He was smart, (a Rhodes Scholar) and became a lawyer. OK, no one is perfect.

And then, he realized his dream, and became President, making him and wife Hillary, America's favorite power couple.



Everyone was intrigued with the new, almost JFK, and things were going well until details of his not too private life started to surface.



But that blew over, and along came Monica.



Everything was good again and Bill took to cigars and other pastimes.



Until,



America's Moralist Laureate got wind of it, and along with the Right Wing dug up




Miss Jones, again.

This caused Hillary grief, again.




But Bill fought back against the attempt to put him out of office. Despite a gallant effort by his foes, based on the contents of the best selling, X- rated, "Ken Star Report,"




he prevailed and finished his second term.

Bill and Hillary then moved to New York where he hangs with the Homies in Harlem and she got a house in upstate New York and became a U.S Senator.



OK, so they seemed to be living in separate houses together.

But then Bill lands a book deal that pays him a $14 million advance, and even though she's had great success ($8 million advance) with her own best selling book, "Living History,"

This makes her smile and it seems that Bill is spending more time upstate these days.



The long awaited, and much anticipated Clinton tell all book, "My Life," will be released on Tuesday, June 22nd.

It is a whopping, no pun intended, 957 pages long, and is available on CD and cassette, narrated by the former leader of the free world himself.

This tome should bring about full employment for the country's joke writers; stand up comics and Right Wing radio talk show hosts through YK3.

Rumor has it that a hip-hop audio version, with readings by both East and West coast rappers, to insure equal representation, is in the works.