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Want to eat with celebrities? If you have the bucks, you can do just that, almost guaranteed.

A chain of Chinese restaurants, strategically located in celebrity rich areas, called "Mr. Chow" plays host, on an almost daily basis to hordes of celebrities.

These restaurants have special glassed-in areas for celebrities so we mere mortals can observe their knife and fork, or chopstick, action, much the same as we watch chimps peel bananas in a zoo.

I absolutely love chinese food.

My wife found a new place nearby that's great. I like to get take out so I can eat in my underwear and not have to worry about ruining one of my good shirts. My wife orders it by the bucket, so she can have some too, and I eat until it runs out, or I fall asleep from exhaustion.

We live in a basically Chinese neighborhood and I tell you they make the best neighbors in the world, quiet, polite and respectful. My only problem is that I get confused with the bowing, and sometimes, for reasons unknown, I revert to my old Catholic school days and cross myself in response.

Years ago I was even into wokking, until there was a small fire, but we don't talk about that anymore. Now if we want Chinese food at home my wife orders out.

The funny thing though is that my neighbors all order pizza; I guess they don't know what's good for them.

Here's the link to Mr. Chow.

Be sure to check out the user reviews, which include prices, ouch!