Source:www.jimippolito.com

While the denied rumors fly about Britney Spears and Paris Hilton having an affair Cameron Diaz admits she had a crush on Pamela Anderson.

Cameron Diaz has admitted that she had a girl crush on Pamela Anderson during Pam's "Baywatch" days.

So did a lot of other people.

Diaz has also spoken out against this new European size zero clothes thing too, as have many others.

It's funny how the most outspoken opponents of this latest craziness seen to all be women who are not exactly busting the scales.

You know, I never could understand women's clothes and this whole sizing and categorizing thing. My wife has tried to explain this to me for years and I just don't get it. For example how can a woman who is 5'10" be a "petite?" Doesn't that mean tiny? Shouldn't she be a "tall/"

And how can a 21 year old need a "woman's" size and a 50 year old be a Junior?

See, that's why men like women naked, it saves them a lot of trouble, and money.

I also hate it when my wife calls my shirts, "tops", and why do they have to match my pants? I used to buy what I liked without worrying about whether or not they went together as long as they felt good and had plenty of pockets.

Things should be considered individually. Why can't a shirt and pants both be nice without having to "coordinate?" My wife tells me I'm, "not coordinated." I thought she said that because I fall a lot.

Now I'm not allowed to buy clothes because I have too many green tops, I mean shirts. They don't look green in the store, it must be the lighting.

Last week we had to go out and we were in a hurry so my wife didn't have a chance to lay everything out for me on the bed.

I thought I couldn't go wrong by putting on black pants, a black shirt and black shoes, but she noticed I had navy blue socks on. I had to change. I hate that. Once I'm all dressed, and have my coat on, I want to go out. I don't like being told I have a "wardrobe mal-assembly."

She didn't buy my "dash of color" excuse. The socks looked dark enough to me, and they were on top of the pile in my socks, handkerchiefs, and knife collection drawer. The black socks were all the way on the bottom, so I figured that since they hadn't worked their way to the top it wasn't their turn to be worn.

My wife says I need "Garanimals" for men.