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Britney Spears, shown here after filing her application for membership in Mensa, has now joined the ranks of the on again/off again marriage crowd.

Just a scant few weeks ago Federline was unceremoniously shown the door, stripped of his Ferrari, and declared persona non grata by Britney.

Within days reports emerged stating that Federline wanted 125 million bucks for his stud services during their 5 minute marriage.

Together again:

Next a story appears in "US Weekly" claiming that a Spears-Federline sex tape exists and the now non-couple sue the magazine for libel and ask for 10 million in damages.

It's off again:

Then "The National Ledger" reports that a donnybrook occurred between the couple/non-couple while they were at a movie.

Let's do something for the kid:

Remembering that they had a kid somewhere in the house, the maybe couple visited a Toys R Us, and semi cleaned it out.

Cease-fire called for Christmas:

Britney's Malibu mansion was the scene of a family reunion for Christmas, and Kev spent the holiday with Britney, and her sister and mother.

I'll bet that trio had a few questions for Federline.

Let's try again:

Next the embattled couple did what all couples do when they have serious issues to discuss, they took off for the Caribbean, so they could talk.

Hmmn, when my wife and I have something serious to discuss we sit at the kitchen table with a pot of coffee. I wonder if the thought process works better in an exotic location?

Then again, these days, a serious discussion for my wife and I usually centers on what to have for Sunday's dinner.