Source:www.perezhilton.com



The lesser Simpson sister, Ashlee, has admitted that she has been dating Wilmer Valderrama.

Supposedly the lyrics in her song, "Boyfriend," tell the story. OK, you figure it out. I was never much of a poet.

Anyway, the story and an interview is here , along with a picture of an atrocious looking Ashlee.

In my book, she's better looking with dark hair and her mouth shut.

In another interview she expresses her desire to be accepted as "real," whatever the hell that means in her world.

She then goes on to compare herself to non lip-syncers Joan Jett, Pat Benatar and Chrissie Hynde. She must have a bigger pair of balls than the average NFL lineman to have imagined that.

You can read about these revelations here.